HONEYMOON IN TAHITI
Top Highlights
#6 - Rocking Wife. Riding on scooters in the dark, in the rain, wearing sunglasses. Ordering a second 'fridge at the hotel to house our "supplies". Asking to stay under longer because her husband breathes too heavy and uses up his tank too quickly. Sunset cocktails. Breakfast in the room. Afternoon cocktails. Finding a "shortcut" through the island. Fun fun fun 24/7.
#5 - Lucite floor in the over water bungalow
#4 - Hinano, the local beer
#3 - Great Sunsets
#2 - Kelly gets bit by a ray. They are sweet like little puppies. Swimming around, soft as velvet (although the tail is a little coarse), and if you've got a little raw fish, they are your best friend. However, eyes on the top of the head and mouth on the bottom does not make for a graceful meal for these fellows. They have little beaks for mouths that don't break the skin if they snap you, but certainly can give you a good startle.
#1 - Rocking Wife, Just Married
My friend, that is AWESOME! Can I agree that she's a rockin' wife without you kicking my ass?
And sharks! My honeymoon was awesome, but the best I could muster up is pasta and feral cats...
Posted by: croutonboy | June 12, 2008 at 03:57 PM